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Dispensary Ranked

"FINALY! A GUARANTEED, Almost 'Magic' NEW Way To RANK YOUR DISPENSARY #1 ON GOOGLE IN 90 DAYS OR LESS"

A shockingly effective new and unique way to rank #1 on Google in the most competitive markets, for the most profitable search terms. Unlock hidden profits and get more customers and sales than you can possibly handle.

Dear Dispensary Owner,

If you would like a guaranteed way to FINALLY rank your dispensary #1 on Google… for the most valuable search terms in your your market…

Then this will be the most exciting message you’ll ever read.

Here’s why:

Google rankings can make or break your dispensary.

But SEO is old news, right?

It DIED… and it’s too competitive for the rest of us, right?

With Facebook and Instagram harshly restricting advertising opportunities for dispensaries…

The fact is, the #1 highest-converting…

Most valuable and profit exploding traffic on planet earth…

Comes from Google’s organic (free) listings…

And if you don’t show up on Google when your prospects search for “dispensary near me” or “dispensary deals near me”, you may as well not exist at all.

Well… SEO is making a huge come back!

So if you’ve put all your eggs in the Programmatic Ads basket…

These alarming stats will likely scare the pants off you!..

The Average Cost Per Click On leafly & weedmaps Has Increased 244% In 4 Years!

And it’s not just Leafly & Wmaps.

The average CPC on Facebook has increased by 171% in the last 12 months.

And it’s expected to more than DOUBLE again this year!

And things are only going to get worse…

Because the price to advertise on these channels only ever goes one way… UP!

Now listen, maybe you’ve tried SEO in the past and have been raked over the coals and burnt to a crisp by filthy, lying SEO agency scumbags…

Who’ve sold you the world, and at best, delivered an atlas.

Or even if (by some miracle) they did indeed manage to get you ranking on page one of Google…

It was likely for some spurious keywords that got next to no traffic.

I.e. “Left-handed dispensary planners in South Cal”.

*rolls eyes*

That’s just one of the dirty tricks these shady rug merchants use to rip you off!

You see…

Most SEO Agencies Have It All Wrong!

They focus on rankings, pixie glitter, and not revenue.

Don’t get me wrong, rankings and traffic (and pixie glitter) are great…

But if those visitors don’t convert into actual dollars, it doesn’t matter.

Because you can’t take rankings to the bank, you can’t use them to pay your employees’ salaries…

You can’t use them to pay your overheads…

And you sure as hell can’t use them to buy yourself a shiny new range rover sport.

“Look honey, we rank #1 on Google!”

*wipes tear*

So listen up bucko, the only thing that matters is how much revenue and profit those rankings generate your business.

None of that other nonsense.

End of story.

Regardless of what so-called “SEO Experts” and “geeks” will tell you…

This is the truth.

Now It might sound blunt to the unaccustomed ear.

It might make us come across as brash, but that’s only because the brutal truth is so rarely spoken these days.

It’s like an ancient tribal language that most have forgotten how to speak.

Especially dispensary SEO agencies.

Because they’re more concerned with making a quick buck, then they are about forming long-lasting business partnerships.

Anyhoo!

Maybe you’re thinking…

SEO Doesn’t Work Anymore And It’s Impossible To “Trick” Google Into Ranking Your Site

Or perhaps you’re telling yourself that SEO is just too hard..

So instead, you remain forking over mountains of cash to Google, Leafly, & Wmaps PPC… as they are “predictable”.

If so, you’re literally serving up your most valuable customers that are in “hunt mode”, specifically looking for your products and services…

To your competitors for easy pickings.

And you’re falling into the exact trap Google wants you to.

Yep, it’s all perfectly orchestrated…

Their never-ending algorithm updates and ticking time bombs have left you saying…

SEO is just waaaaaay too hard…

Lemme just withdraw all of my money in crisp $100 bills and throw it at Google, Leafly, & Wmaps.

It gets better… even if you are (or have done) SEO in the past, there’s a problem.

A big problem. Because the rules of SEO have dramatically changed.

The old strategies you (or your agency) previously used to rank your dispensary on Google, will now likely get your website penalised in 2021.

So, if you thought you could simply just keep ‘putting out great 10X content’…

And get great rankings, think again.

Because that “SEO expert” you hired has just turned your website into a live minefield…

And…

It’s Only A Matter Of Time Until Google’s Crawlers Find It And It Detonates!

Flatlining your traffic… Wiping your rankings off the face of the earth.

Why? Well, 99% of dispensary SEO agencies use shady tactics to rank websites, one of them being PBNs (Private Blog Networks).

This is where they have a network of private blogs, that offer no real value to the internet, they merely exist for the sake of placing links to their client’s websites.

(This is a cheap and nasty way of increasing rankings)

But even if you ask an SEO Agency if they use PBNs, they’ll lie straight to your face and say no…

Because which business owner in their right mind would hire them if they said they did.

They use PBNs because it’s a cheap and effective way to get websites ranking quickly.

That is of course, until the brightest minds and highest-paid engineers in the world at Google…

Uncover these rat nests of dodgy practices – that completely go against their guidelines…

And you get penalized.

Your website gets zipped up in a body bag and taken to the morgue.

And then, buried in the graveyard of other websites who have tried to “trick” Google.

The digital streets online are littered with bodies, who (mostly unknowingly) engaged this “black hat” shady stuff.

This might have worked in the past, but…

Google’s Ranking Algorithm Has Recently Been Put On Steroids!

And now, you must be on the bleeding-edge of what’s working working RIGHT NOW, in 2021.

To keep a stranglehold of the competition.

You must know EXACTLY what you are doing or you’ll get crushed into a fine powder that scatters in the wind.

And we’ve worked with hundreds of clients in over  In over 30 different cannabis industries and niches

To rank them for THE most competitive search terms…

Going up against the most ferocious and cashed-up competitors, in markets where a single click costs $193 PER CLICK!

And from working in these markets, with both small mum-and-pop businesses, all the way up to multi-billion dollar MSO’s….

We’ve developed a completely new and unique approach that includes….

CHECK OUT THESE RESULTS FROM OTHER

INCREASINGLY PROFITABLE dISPENSARIES

And these go against everything you’ve ever been told by SEO companies and so-called “experts”.

And here’s the proof!

WE will accurately predict the results of our SEO campaigns

SO YOU KNOW HOW much more traffic and sales YOU can expect as a result of working with US

This FREE Report reveals the most powerful SEO trade secrets for boosting your organic rankings and opening the floodgates to organic traffic.

Here is just a fraction of what you’ll discover:

Anyway… this report is yours free, just enter your details in the box below and hit the “send me my report” button, and these sales-exploding tips will be sent straight to your inbox as a PDF report.

But, if you’ve seen enough… and just want to know, without a shadow-of-a-doubt…

How To Finally Rank #1 On Google And Truly Explode Your Sales Beyond All Belief!

So we know you’ve tried SEO for your dispensary before…

We know you’ve been promised the world.

And we know you’ve been burnt to a crisp… and if you close your eyes you can still kinda feel the sting.

So rather than spend our time and resources trying to convince you we’re different….

From these clowns, that left you with more excuses then they did results…

For a limited time, we’ve decided to risk our own money to SHOW YOU we’re different.

That’s right, we’re the only agency confident (or crazy) enough to actually guarantee results or we don’t get paid.

So we both have skin-in-the-game.

Secondly, we’re not some hack job agency that was started yesterday…

We’ve been in the game since 2012, which is like five-thousand years online….

Not only that, but we’ve also been ranked as the #1 fastest growing dispensary marketing agency in the U.S. for several years in a row.

But more importantly, a bunch of our clients have also been ranked as the fastest-growing companies in their respective industries.

Look, our strategies are proven….

And that is why for a limited time we’re offering….

If now not, then when?

THERE’S A REASON WHY ELITE DISPENSARIES CHOOSE US

TO MULTIPLY YOUR ONLINE PROFITS…

We’re a perfect fit when:

It was Dispensary Ranked iterative way of thinking – of building experiments and testing things – that really helped the dynamics of doing marketing for an dispensary like ours.
Jerry Walmsley
Dispensary Ranked is the anti-agency. They move fast, work smart and are a pleasure to graft with in the trenches. Ultimately, it’s all about growth. They deliver.b5efce
Ziggy Parry
Dispensary Ranked is the most skilled digital team I've worked with...their work helped stakeholders define which language and graphics to use with target customers.
Kavan Salinas
Dispensary Ranked is an extension of our team. From day one they have been a strong tactical partner for Most Informed, helping with media, content, email and everything in between.
Muhamed Ahmed
Dispensary Ranked a marketing experience that went above and beyond.
Trent Morgan
Excellent strategic and thought leadership as well as delivery on results.
Logan Price
Dispensary Ranked seamlessly executes our entire digital marketing strategy with incredible skill and expertise. We consider the WS team an extension of our company, not just another partner.
Christian Holden
We've seen nothing but growth since we brought on Dispensary Ranked and the team. We are very happy with our decision, from the analyst to the CEO. The entire experience has been a pleasure.
Charly Garner
Dispensary Ranked did a stellar job identifying our lowest-hanging fruit and leveraging the efficiency of our marketing campaigns to drive long-term revenue. A true growth partner!
Federico Riggs
Dispensary Ranked have been an essential expert resource. They’re not just an agency out to spend our marketing dollars, they want to skyrocket the bottom-line impact.
Fynley O'Reilly
Dispensary Ranked is an extension of our team. From day one they have been a strong tactical partner for Most Informed, helping with media, content, email and everything in between. They have a truly scientific approach to advertising which allows us to make decisions confidently.
Jobe Pope
Dispensary Ranked has been one of the best partners I have had the opportunity to work with. They are engaging, transparent, and work towards my company goals. The results speak for themselves.
Alessia Snyder

Guaranteed Google Rankings In 90 Days Or We Work For Free!

Yes, you read right… 

We have just re-opened our doors to accept new clients with this risk-free offer…. 

And if you are reading this – it means we still have a couple of spots available. 

And for the month of August, we’re offering dispensary in the U.S. FREE 30-minute strategy sessions. 

On the call we’ll show you what it will take to truly rank at the top of Google for the most valuable search terms and REALLY explode sales. 

But I’ll stop you right there. 

This isn’t just another “strategy session” (*cough* sales pitch), with some dumb-dumb…

Who knows nothing about what it truly takes to dominate the competition on Google. 

No. 

Nor is it some high-pressure sales pitch masquerading as a strategy session. 

Anyhoo, you can find out more about what’s included in the call here. 

But, spots are almost gone for July August. So go here and grab your spot.

If now not, then when?

Frequently Asked Questions

Finding a reliable SEO marketing agency can be tricky and for good reason. SEO is an ever-evolving delicate process that can either make or break your business. When done with the right practices, SEO can drive waves of traffic to your dispensary and help you convert browsing consumers into long life customers.

When done the wrong way however, your dispensary risks losing everything, and may even be black listed by sites like Google.

If you are looking for a reliable Dispensary SEO firm, you have to do your research and pick a firm that has shown consistent results and proven practices.

Here at Dispensary Ranked, we have earned the reputation of being one of the best Dispensary SEO companies around and have a proven track record. We also use trusted and safe techniques that promise to deliver amazing results guaranteed.

Other SEO optimisation companies may be up to date with the latest trends, but what sets us apart is that we are always thinking forward toward the future and how we can keep ahead of the ever changing world of SEO marketing.

Our proprietary practices are unlike anything you have seen before and we know exactly what it takes to get your dispensary ranking well on some of the top search engines, whether your brand is big or small.

This has earned us the reputation of being a premier search engine optimisation company, but don’t just take our word for it, schedule a consult today to see what we can do for you.

The cost of SEO can vary depending on a multitude of factors, including:

  • The current authority/power of the dispensary domain that is being worked on
  • The competitiveness of the city and area it is in
  • The difficulty of the particular keywords that are being targeted
  • The rate at which the domain wishes to grow

Be wary of SEO agencies that advertise set price lists.

It is a huge red flag that they are pushing your business, your livelihood, into a one-size fits all box.

We don’t treat any dispensary with a one-size fits all strategy. Rather, we custom curate a strategy for every dispensary that we work with. The price we quote you will depend on the nuances and requirements of your dispensary and area.

At Dispensary Ranked, we put our money where our mouth is. We guarantee certain deliverables with expected turnaround times that will deliver Google rankings – along with page one Google rankings in 90-days!!

If we do not hit a target, we will work for free until we do hit those targets.

AKA if we do not hit our mark, you will not pay a single dime until we do.

Dispensary Ranked has not grown from a one-man wrecking crew, to the U.S. fastest-growing dispensary marketing agency for many years in a row, and into a global leader in the digital marketing space by doing black hat SEO.

We produce real, long-lasting results for our clients. We have never had a client receive a penalty from our SEO work. 

If anything, we have had clients come to us that have had negative black hat SEO done to them and we fixed the problem – saving their dispensary from failure in the organic space.

Here at Dispensary Ranked, we know more than anyone that not all backlinks are created equal. In layman’s terms, 1 kickass link will beat 1000 low or mid-quality links every time. So, while most agencies and “SEO experts” will sell a “# of backlinks per month” package, we sell actual results that are backed by contracted ranking guarantees.

That means we don’t play arbitrary numbers games with our clients and we don’t focus on metrics that don’t move the needle (“# of backlinks / month”). Rather, we use industry best-practices to consistently gain placements on the most authoritative online resources within the industry.

We create high-quality, shareable content and leverage the value of the content to gain placements on some of the most powerful websites on the internet. The sole purpose of our off-page strategy is to generate long-lasting, powerful results that turn your website into a money-printing machine. 

P.S. We NEVER use PBNs.

Anyone who says “SEO doesn’t work”, or “SEO is dead”, is simply someone that has been burned by partnering with an agency/expert that doesn’t know what the hell they are doing.

We encounter this situation all the time:

A client comes to us after getting robbed (literally) by cookie cutter “specialists”. 

The client signs up for a month-on-month rolling agreement and then they are the ones who actually get rolled, because the “expert” (that only knows how to log into WordPress and update a meta title) just takes their money for a few months, produces shitty results, and then walks away without repercussion after the client wakes up to their bullshit. 

Here at Dispensary Ranked we work with elite dispensaries who have local and national SEO campaigns. We rank our clients for the most competitive keywords in their industry time and time again, and our team of in-house SEO Specialists have decades of experience in ranking dispensaries (we never outsource our strategic SEO work). We are technical SEO specialists, with the experience and know-how to rank on page one of Google. Don’t want to take our word for it? Check out our testimonials – we have more 5-star reviews than other “agencies” have clients….

In PPC you join an auction, bidding against your direct competitors for each click. Typically, the average cost-per-click in Google Ads doubles every 7 years. In terms of click through rate, PPC only catches around 5-20% of the clicks for any particular search. 

In other words, if a keyword is searched 1000 times a month, people will only click on the PPC results 50-200 times, AND you’ll be paying more and more every year to get those clicks. 

Organic Search (SEO), on the other hand, will get you 700-950 of those clicks from the same keyword, and once you’re ranking, you’ll typically stay ranking for years to come. The long-term savings of SEO vs. PPC is staggering. If you want your dispensary to grow sustainably and succeed in the digital space, SEO is a must.

Do you like customers finding you instead of your competitors? Then yes. 

Do you want to take on as much market share as possible within your industry? Then yes. 

Do you want to become a household name? Then yes. 

Basically, do you like money? Then yes.

We are pros.

We have helped businesses in over 135 countries.

We are awesome (see above).

We know our shit (see above).

Our strategies are curated to fit our client’s exact needs and resources. That means we will target as many keywords as are needed to move the needle and get your phone ringing off the hook. The number of keywords we target is based on your specific area, their position within the niche, and their budget and goals.

Our team of in-house SEO Specialists and Account Managers (that’s right, we never outsource our strategic work) work closely with our clients to build keyword lists around what our clients want to focus on, what products/services have the highest profit margins, and what we see as the biggest opportunities for financial growth within your dispensary.

There is no “one-size-fits-all” strategy for dispensary SEO.

However, it is very likely that changes will have to be made to your website. “What changes?” you might ask. Well, that depends on your website and the CMS you’re using. Other factors that might trigger changes include site structure and coding.

Rest assured, the veteran team here at Dispensary Ranked is extremely capable of working on your website.

We have worked on hundreds of websites, built on everything from WordPress and Shopify to custom-coded CMS and hard-coded websites. We are not afraid to dive in, and work with our clients to achieve their goals so you’ll be with us every step of the way.

We’re going to shoot ya straight – some penalties can be overcome, some cannot. 

We have helped many dispensaries overcome penalties, by aggressively managing their backlink profile and saving them from negative SEO attacks. We have also helped many clients overcome hacked websites and shady on-page SEO practices. 

That being said, there have been cases where a client arrived at our doors with serious domain issues, where their penalty was not addressed in a timely manner. In these instances, we can help restore your online presence with a new domain and website.

We never outsource our strategic work. We have a team of veteran SEO Specialists with many decades of industry experience.

This is where most “SEO Specialists” would start to say things like “we cannot make guarantees” and “it all depends on your budget and what your competitors are doing”. Not us. We like to give our clients certainty.

This is why we guarantee page one Google rankings in 90-days. The best part? If we do not hit a target in the time frame given, we will work for free until we do hit it. 

Our whole focus is centered around increasing your organic rankings in relevant search results by analyzing your industry and website to develop a suitable and effective SEO strategy that yields results. SEO can be broken down into three main categories on-page SEO, off-page SEO, and technical SEO.